Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Top 5 Most Complicated Books Ever Read

So, today I am going to show you.... " The Top 5 Most Complicated Books Ever Read." The first book is.....

1. Captain Underpants The tenth book

Captain Underpants used to be a really amazing series when I was young, but I soon found out that it was quite a childish book and I still read them when I was 11. But the tenth book was expected to be the epic final book but instead it was the most messiest Captain underpants book ever. The author makes useless time and space rules to explain what was going on.



In this novel, George and Harold went back through time and made cavemen believe time travel was real. If you look at the book cover: Action, Laffs , Mysteries of the universe Solved.

2. Sherlock Holmes

Not just one exact book was like that, the whole series of Sherlock Holmes books just messes up your mind and that is why BBC started a brand new TV series called Sherlock, because the book itself was more confusing then just talking to a friend about the book. So lets just show you a bit about the TV series:


3. Skulduggery Pleasant

The series started off as a skeleton detective smashing into a house saving a girl from being murdered like any other action movie. In this series, they mixed everything, like fighting and magic is together. In my opinion, it doesn't make any sense because everyone has the exact same power and one girl and a skeleton can  take down 100 criminals in 2 minutes of reading time? I suggest to Derek Landy to make all bits more longer and epic instead of  those super fast fighting moments which i enjoyed reading. The story is also pretty confusing and the story is really time consuming and most of the time when the go to places, they usually wont be able to solve it.

4. Lord Of The Rings

In this series, the main characters split up their ways in book 2 and they muddles up where thier going. So it is really confusing who and where the things are happening and what's going on. They also makes the names of the characters really similar especially when 





Monday, December 29, 2014

The Hobbit: Battle Of The Five Armies

So today,  we went to Festival Walk and we got up early in the morning. We decided to go out early to have breakfast with my friends. When it was time, we were excited for the movie. So, we ran to the cinema to watch a really epic movie which was about my previous vlog: The Hobbit The Battle Of The Five Armies. So here we go!!!

This movie was very intense at the start except for people who already read the book won't think it's intense. So there is only two ways to die in The Hobbit:

1. get stabbed in the nut with a sword.
2. falling off a building

Let's just list out every single character inthe movie which died:

Thorin Qakenshield: stabbed in the nut

Kili : stabbed and thrown off a building

Fili : stabbed in the nut

Smaug : shot in the left breast



So, when me and my friends watched a movie and we always know what is going to happen next. Even though there were a lot of laughs and sad moments, we wern't very pleased with the movie:

Funny:

Azog went swimming

Alfred putting gold in his fake boobs

Sad:

Thorin died cause he just fainted

Fili gets thrown off a building

Kili died in love

You might thinking: Wow, Enoch thinks that The Hobbit Battle Of Five Armies is really bad. I don't think it is bad but I think that this movie can be improved in many ways, hope you agree with me and have a good day. :)






Sunday, December 28, 2014

Top 5 BAD when you chat with friends on the internet

TOP 5 BAD things when you chat with your friends on the Internet


1. Not understanding what people's emotions are

Sometimes, when you chat with your friends, you don't actually know if the person is angry or happy or sad. In this photo, I will show you a example: I am not sure if he is angry or pissed but he might be just fed up.


There, is a example of someone probably angry of something, with no reason, and he might be happy when he said this. But who knows?

2. Don't know if they are actually reading your message or not

Sometimes when you leave a really important message, like doing something where you want something to do and is in a hurry. Soon, you found out they never even read the message or replied and you didn't even know. But now, Whats app updated and now you know if the person read the message or not.

3 Spam


When people get angry, there so something called spam where people annoy you.  So here is a example of spam:

This boy here is jealous of my You tube channel so he spammed me, he is actually pretty angry, i have to say.









Sunday, December 21, 2014

Island VS Citizen Tournament

This happened match happened along time ago but I just wanted to say that we had a really epic football watch against a really weird named team which was called Citizen which looks like they are very good at football and in result, they weren't like what we expected.... They are worse...

Just in case you might be wondering, our team wasn't really ready for the match, because we only brought one ball to warm up which made us not very warmed up for the match and instead we had to warm up by running across the field like a team of madmen running to the bar to get a drink. That didn't sound very nice but that is what literally happened.






So this is a photo of our team scoring a goal celebrating. So that was a pretty awesome picture. My dad took this cool photo. So we beat Citizen, we thought they would be really pro and stuff but they are just like us before, beginners. Don't know what they are doing, don't know how to face an opponent even though we were also not very over powered.

But, we were powerful enough to defeat the other team. So, I was pretty happy about winning a team which we thought we would lose from. So, I learned that never be negative and think that you would lose because there is always a chance where you will win.

                                                                THE END


Friday, December 19, 2014

REACT: Before The Hobbit The Battle of Five Armies

As you read the title, you can understand that the new movie: "The Hobbit The Battle of Five Armies" just came out and that I want to say that I watched all The Hobbit films and I enjoyed them all. So you might be thinking, is the final movie going to that good? Don't you think The Hobbit is boring?


After watching this trailer, what do you feel? Is it exciting? Is it too epic for you to watch the film? Or you just hate it so much that you don't want to watch the movie? I guess the choice is yours. Here is another trailer for you to watch:


The movie actually added a new character into the story which wasn't in the book, the necromancer. There wasn't even a necromancer in the book. But I just can't wait to see how they explain and show what the necromancer can do. I think the necromancer is Sauron coming back.

I am going to watch it, but I haven't watch it yet. So here are some few expectations and predictions of the movie and what is so good about Peter Jackson's One Last Chance to show the final and epic ending of everything he has ever done to make the movie and the old ones like Lord of the Rings, to finish and make his masterpiece perfect.